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Est 2026 · Los Angeles · 10 issues

On a long enough timeline,
every marketer becomes their own narrator.

Lead story · longevity · May 12, 2026

The 4 Claim Categories That Trigger FTC Action on Longevity Brands

The FTC reads health claims along 4 distinct lines. Most longevity founders read one and treat the other three as safer ground. They aren't. A field guide before the complaint ships.

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The 4 Claim Categories That Trigger FTC Action on Longevity Brands

I Spent a Day Rebuilding My Own Diagnostic. Here's the Build Log.

Glossier Burned $266M to Learn What Sephora Already Knew

Glossier's Sephora Deal: 4 Signals That Killed the DTC-Only Beauty Playbook

MoCRA Enforcement Is Real. The 7 Triggers Putting Indie Cosmetics Brands on the FDA's Radar

Why Charging $1,000 to Talk Can Triple Your Close Rate

The $1,000 Filter: Why a Small Deposit Beats a Free Intake

The 7 Words That Turn a $40 Supplement Into an Illegal Drug

Why Most Cosmetics Brands Can't Create a Category: 3 Regulatory Walls Hiding in Plain Sight

Your SEO Traffic Dropped 58%. Stop Writing Keywords. Start Being Cited.